Conspiracy Theorist Hoodie – Metallic Print Text
Slip into a hoodie that speaks in wry whispers. This relaxed, medium-weight sweatshirt carries the words “CONSPIRACY THEORIST 101” in a vintage, slightly weathered type that reads like a private joke between late-night researchers and backyard stargazers. It feels warm and familiar—thick enough to hold in heat on a brisk walk, soft enough to pull over your favorite tee while you sketch out theories or binge a documentary. The roomy hood and kangaroo pocket make it a go-to for coffee runs, evening meetups, and nights spent mapping out connections on a corkboard. It’s low-key, a little amused, and built to wear while you debate, doodle, or disappear into a long conversation.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean look
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- Large kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- Metallic Print
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Drawstring hood
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
Spacious pockets
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
DTF sleeve and wrist prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh and Honduras
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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